Lawn Bowls Humour and
Lawn Bowls Jokes
Things to say during lawn bowls games to make them laugh (or cry):
Lawn Bowls Joke Number 1
I got a new set of bowls for the wife last week!
Best deal I’ve made in years. Lawn Bowls Joke Number 2
Q: You have a referee in football. An umpire in cricket. What do you
have in Bowls? A: A Goldfish Lawn Bowls Quip Number 1
Lead: "How much am I short?"
Skip: "You ought to know, you're closer to it" Lawn Bowls Quip Number
2
I'm glad I bumped into you today. Lawn Bowls Silly Quotes
- If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again.
- Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
- On the
other hand, you have different fingers
-
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
- I
intend to live forever. So far so good.
What to Say When Things Don't Go Quite Right
- In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail
- It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of
the fight in the dog
- I'm not bowling, I'm helping to flatten the green
- Damn this air-conditioning
- You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you
- I
just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back
-
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
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